Curse

heist23 · Oct 26, 2005, 11:47 PM // 23:47

*coughcoughcoughcough*

*casts fireball at huge spider and charges with buster sword drawn*

zehly · Oct 26, 2005, 11:50 PM // 23:50

*takes out a small shiny box*

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 26, 2005, 11:53 PM // 23:53

*push Zehly out the way and grab the shinny box*
*stare at Heist cooking his dinner and decided to chuck the box at him while he not looking*

zehly · Oct 26, 2005, 11:55 PM // 23:55

Oh you dirty motherRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOer. Serves you right.

*Presses button on cell phone and causes tiny shiny box to open quantum vortex, sucking that bastard into the unknown realm.*

heist23 · Oct 26, 2005, 11:55 PM // 23:55

*gets hit by shiny box*

"ow!"

*sees stars for a moment, then returns to hacking away at the cooked spider...*

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 26, 2005, 11:58 PM // 23:58

*Zehly is mean.. run by her and hug her before i get sucked up by the vortex..*

*but i grab hold the buster sword and stuck it to the wall, which keep me from being sucked away*

Asplode · Oct 26, 2005, 11:59 PM // 23:59

*The long forgotten briefcase now begins to beep menacingly before ending all your miseries in a brilliant conflagration*

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 27, 2005, 12:00 AM // 00:00

*use my time-watch and turn back the time before Asplode put that crazy brief case there*

heist23 · Oct 27, 2005, 12:04 AM // 00:04

*casts End Vortex and Elemental Resistance*

*pulls buster sword out of wall and slices skullcrasher in two*

zehly · Oct 27, 2005, 12:06 AM // 00:06

*reminds everyone that time is relative and is inextricably linked with space. The quantum vortex has distorted all sense of time and therefore we are now 5,000,000,000 years in the future. The sun is going to grow to a red giant in 24 hours and engulf the earth.*

heist23 · Oct 27, 2005, 12:08 AM // 00:08

*sighs*

*casts Return to Past, placing everyone 5,000,000,000 years back into the past....then finds that everyone has a double*

Kwisatz_Haderach · Oct 27, 2005, 12:09 AM // 00:09

*leaps into sun absorbing most of its size into himself before it destroys earth*

* goes off somewhere to cool off and shrink*

heist23 · Oct 27, 2005, 12:10 AM // 00:10

*sighs again*

"why did you just shrink the sun? now the world's gonna be 10 degrees colder."

zehly · Oct 27, 2005, 12:11 AM // 00:11

*plays with a lighter*

Kwisatz_Haderach · Oct 27, 2005, 12:13 AM // 00:13

* finishes shrinking and realizes he is lost 5,000,000,000 years in the future*

well thats allfor me

Sir Skullcrasher · Oct 27, 2005, 12:13 AM // 00:13

*Poke Zehly and stole the lighter*

*Pour shot of scotch and light it on fire... than threw the burning bottle toward Heist*

heist23 · Oct 27, 2005, 12:13 AM // 00:13

*drops buster sword and catches bottle*

*throws bottle at asplode*

zehly · Oct 27, 2005, 12:14 AM // 00:14

*cries* MY LIGHTER

heist23 · Oct 27, 2005, 12:15 AM // 00:15

*looks at zehly and shrugs*

*cuts skullcrusher in half again*

Avari Zi · Oct 27, 2005, 12:15 AM // 00:15

*glares at skulkcrasher*